Saturday, September 6, 2008

What Happens

So today i have pondered the thought of why Motley Crue is one of my favorite bands. Is it because their members die like everyday or is it because of those bitchin tunes about smoking in a boys bathroom no it cant be that because that isnt even their song it is by some band that luckily found its way into obscurity. Maybe its because everytime i see a picture of any of the band members of the CRUE a certain thought comes to mind.

Mick Mars (he totally plays the guitar or maybe its the flute nope thats a guitar. FUCK!)-So this is what a skeleton twat farting looks like

Vince Neil (trust me he is the one singing)- Oh cool i never thought i would ever be able to see what failure looked like after it got rubbed with ham

Tommy Lee (OMG!! he plays drums LOL!! oh yeah and he's got a huge boner (for himself))-So if i were to a bite out of a rotting horse carcass this is what i get. I am going to throw up!?!?!?

Nikki Sixx (look at me i am doing heroine and i play bass, did i mention i am doing heroine..... yep still doing heroine)- Holy shit that asshole looks like Nikki Sixx what an unfortunate asshole. Oh wait that is Nikki Sixx... that suxx

Oh god.

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I almost barfed when I saw Austin's profile picture.

<3 Reed.

The Case of the Information Super-highway: Searching, the Fun Way!

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So for about an hour I have been entering off-the-top-of-the-head URLs into my web-browser. Most of them lead to boring, place-holder sites, but there have been a few winners. These are the champion:

3. poopman.com: this re-directs to CHASE/harris Corp., which is a septic maintenance company in North Grafton, Massachusetts. I am slightly relieved, but I am also disappointed.
2. catbutt.com/catanus.com: I think you know exactly what this is.
1. catgame.com (I hope you have pop-up blocker): this is both the pinnacle of web design and the apex of civilization. Now that I have discovered catgame.com, I may as well discover an early grave, because never again will anything make me feel so alive and free.

I would like to recommend that you do not visit dogballs.com (not linked for reasons, such as I think it is a bestiality site [I could tell even though all of the images were broken], and it will probably install a prize on your computer for free, oh thank you!).

Peace trout, internet!

Love,
Rrrd.

*COVER* Cremation 186 - Wuthering Heights

Download Plaza - Cremation 186 - Wuthering Heights
Seeing that we're three very lazy people we decided to start our recording process with testing out a few recording techniques on some tracks previously familiar to us. This eventually led to the idea of pumping out a whole CD of just bonus covers to throw out for fun at shows. So far, the only track we've confirmed/recorded was a piece by our dear friends from Cremation 186. The song is Wuthering Heights, and HERE IT IS!!!!.....!

There will be more up soon, including some original stuff (we hope). We're most likely going to use this blog as a means to test run songs and ideas before we put the final touches on them, so feedback is not only welcome but requested. We'll also hopefully be getting some vids up soon, so you all can freak out. I freak out.

Austin

PLAZA

Download Plaza - Ghost dick

Week whatever

So, it's September 6, and everything is going well. Boise is nice but it's starting to get cold early. which ussually means something shitty for every one living in the north. (that is unless your ted dawson and your soul has already been lost to father winter).
As for some real buisness, this page is mostly for my own entertainment. If anyone reads it feel free to coment on it. Tell me how your adventure at JC Penny was, tell me more about how you ran into that guy who could totally pass for Luke Wilson. Honestly, no-one that lame will be checking this , only indie hipster douchebags probly ("Me, I mostly just listen to Things from Midwestern Rhode Island"-Indie hipster Douche"Oh really I've never heard of them"-Uninformed Asshole).
Anyway, on to the purpose of this. I want to document the progress of our writing, recording, showzing,jamming, and so on. Yes, this is about as self-indulgent as claiming to listen to "things from midwestern wherever" but regardless it will make for another way to hate myself for writing about why the new myspace interface is cheezy or sleezy or cute...or all fingerlicking three!
..And as for the real news... Plaza is recording songs.! there you have it grandure in the news!
Actually its pretty cool. We're in the process of wraping up one song and starting a new one, all for the awesome LP we'll be trying to put out later, probly by winter hopefully. It's actually a split Lp with some of our friends from Idaho Falls (Great Gugahmuga! how obvious can I make this). Also, We're finishing a cover (actualy at this moment) of a Cremation 186 song, that we are hoping to throw on a CD with some other covers as a bonus CD for whatever EP we release with a super long monotonous title and very little emotional value to us. (Fucking Bow Down!)
But thats all future talk right now.

I also want to take the oppurtunity to say that we may have other plans for this blog.

Maybe alittle convincing to get austin back on track for his web comic and maybe having william post some awesome rants about music and life and reading action mystery supspence novels or something, and maybe well get around to posting some old films we have made ourselves and with freinds. Thats all naysay anyway.

-Rzazz