Monday, September 8, 2008

PHIBLUM & GRIFF!

So, I have a Macroeconomics class with William this semester. This class is taught by a woman who is from India, so therefore she's pretty hard to understand. I get pretty distracted today, so I decided that rather than work on the assignment at hand I'd try a little bit of comic-ness. I give you: PHIBLUM & GRIFF!

I made two cute adventures for you all today. The first is...
BLOOD VOMIT
And the second...
You Can DO IT!!!!


Sunday, September 7, 2008

The man who screamed "i" at the people of earth.

Today I discovered something, without health insurance I, Ryan Tyler De La Rosa, am worthless to the world around me. I am in the midst of having my health insurance canceled due to the fact that I was indescisive when picking classes for the fall semester and am now enrolled in few credits. Because I have come to the conclusion that I can't stand being a self indulgent music-fuck like those I share classes with, I am re-thinking my major.

For me, I realized a large majority of things today. I think life is unenjoyable for the masses. I watch practically every adult figure in my life stress through every unimportant desision they make because every one before that was horrific.

I cannot fucking stand watching all these worthless people do the same thing.

School (the majority of one's life) Partying.Job. Mistakes. Getting married.Gettting paid. Having kids.Going to church. Paying taxes. Having more kids. Going to church. Having grandkids. Going to church. Dying.

I wouldn't mind if I had the chance to change things up a bit for my own life. I have so many aspirations at this point, maybe teaching english in japan, maybe teaching english or communication in america, studying philosophy, learning history, and most of all, I want to play music with my friends.

I need to do that more than anything, all other roads are backups for me. Though I will most likely come away from school with a degree, I really think it will be years before I use it. I want to make people get up and do something positive, "i" want to get up and do something positive. Honestly, I don't feel like it is nessacery for me to work a nine to five to make money and be happy. I know that there is no reason for me to sit by and let my mind stay idle. "I" am going to graduate college with a bitchin' degree and I am going to play music with my friends for as long as I possibly can.

There is so much more I want to say, and I will say it eventually.

Ryan De La Rosa

Haha, look at this rube!

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Steph?

More like Pretentious-idealisteph!

"It's true that supressing [sic] hormonal urges is not very healthy, but that doesn't mean that we should let ourselves free. How would someone feel if his/her spouse tells him/her that he/she is not the first one? It's true that love overcomes all issues, including issues on chastity, but won't it be still in your mind? Let's face it, we are all humans, a complete "forgive and forget" is near imposible [sic]. Why go through all that trouble when you can exercise a bit of self-control now and make that someone feel special."

To para-phrase:

OH, DRAT! I WANT TO DIVORCE!

HOW DARE YOU EVER HAVE LOVED SOMEONE OR DONE ANYTHING TO MAKE YOUR BRIEF, MISERABLE EXISTENCE ENJOYABLE BEFORE YOU MET ME?! WHY COULDN'T YOU HAVE EXERCISED A BIT OF SELF-CONTROL TO PRECLUDE MY THEORETICAL DISAPPOINTMENT AT YOUR DISGUSTING HORMONAL URGES (UNLESS THEY ARE FOR ME) AND TO MAKE ME FEEL SPECIAL LIKE THE UNIQUELY BEAUTIFUL SNOW-FLAKE THAT I AM?! YOU NEEDED TO DO THAT, Y'KNOW, BACK WHEN YOU DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING KNOW THAT I EXIST! HAVEN'T YOU ALWAYS BEEN AWARE THAT YOUR PENIS FITS PERFECTLY INTO MY VAGINA, BECAUSE I AM THE ONLY PERSON IN THE UNIVERSE WHO WILL EVER MAKE YOU HAPPY?!

WHY AREN'T YOU FUCKING PSYCHIC?!

FEEL GUILTY!!!!!

You said it yourStelph, "we are all humans." Guess what a human is; I will tell you that it is an animal! You are an animal with a brain that is verily too big for its own good, because it allows you to entertain the pompous conceit that you are something more significant than a consuming/copulating/defecating beast!

However!, I respect your decision not to jump the uterine shark (so to speak! I say!) and contribute to the lamentable proliferation of the war-machine!

O Steph, I just realized that your blog post is over two years old! Well, aren't I exhuming a dead horse to recommence flogging it forthwith (Good show!)! HAHAHA...!

I am fatigued! Good-nacht!

<3,
Rrrd.

This is why America sucks

So, for those of you who know me, you all understand the fact that I'm a bit of a Japanophile. I listen to Japanese music, eat Japanese food, speak Japanese, watch Japanese films, and am dating a Japanese woman. Why, you may ask? Because I hate America.

Here's Reason One. More will follow at a later date.

1. Buena Vista Entertainment.
Buena Vista is the distribution company responsible for bringing the works of Hayao Miyazaki, Isao Takahata, and others from Studio Ghibli to America. These works include woderful works such as Mononoke Hime, Mimi wo Sumaseba, Sen to Chihiro no Kamikakushi, and Pon Poko. The latter title mentioned is a bit of an anomoly, seeing that Buena Vista is the not-so-incognito label for Disney, and that Disney consistantly turns down good projects due to bogus censorship issues. For example, Studio Ghibli release a cute little film called Only Yesterday about a decade back, and Disney still refuses to release it in America. Why? Because there is one scene where three teenage girls discuss the menstruation cycle.

Wait... that's funny... wasn't there a... hmmm. Let's do a little background check, shall we?

Well, as it would turn out, in 1946 Walt Disney Studios created a short film entitled "The Story of Menstruation" covering, what was that, the menstruation cycle. Yes, a magical journey through the wonderous hoozits and fantastical happenings of the happiest time of the month told through the words of a commonly mentioned sexual deviant. Yum.

But, from JAPAN?!?!?! What, with their pokomans and Howdy Kittens, how can we let them poison our minds with the belief that Periods of all things are REAL (ha ha, I know! Impossible, right?)?! We certainly don't want to jeopardize our good name with such vile filth...

We'll instead put out this cute story of happy forest creatures! Aw, look at the little racoons with their little furry faces and their little furry ears and their, um... little furry.. fanny... packs... I guess?

Sorry, guys. Try nuts. Try little, dangly racoons niblets soaked in fur. Oh, and why not let them stretch their joy-sacks into a magical array of nifty objects? Songs! Ooooh! And songs! "Little racoon children see, swing your balls to me, and I will swing to you!" That's cute! And factual, as opposed to the pagan belief of the natural cycle that is menstruation. Let's also neglet to notice the scene where three young boys oggle over an issue of grandpa's Go-Get-'em until they are scared away, revealing the not-so-un-nude woman and her pretty graphically detail tatulars.

Thanks for being so thorough, Walt. You really helped out this time. I narrowly avoided a case of the "ewwww, yuckies" thanks to your genius decision to keep a potentially wonderful film out of our God loving, and obviously testicle loving, and possible God-Testicle loving nation.

God Damnit, though, do I love that movie. Seriously, all of those films are wonderful pieces of art and entertainment, a form of existence the likes of which is rarely seen in this country. These animations have a point AND an attention span. Maybe we should be trying to atually get this films INTO America as opposed to making ill-advised decisions to keep them out. Then, perhaps we can save ourselves the hour long five-second tangents that are helping our children grow oh, so smart and creative. Safe things. Safe sponge.

That is, until we found out he's a fucking faggot.